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Them Quotes by Al Yankovic
- Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has…
- I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make…
- You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
- That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do,…
- I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
- At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant…
- I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline,…
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