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I was raised to be self-conscious about weight. Then as I got older and started doing television, it became a career issue, like, 'You have… — Margaret Cho
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. — Woody Allen
English television from the Fifties to the Nineties was the least bad in the world, and now it's just as bad as it is anywhere. — John Cleese
I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such a warm, friendly and encouraging presence to have when I… — John Cleese
China is starting an English-speaking television network around the world, Russia is, Al Jazeera. And the BBC is cutting back on its many language services… — Hillary Clinton
I had written the script for Juno and apparently Steven Spielberg had read it. I can't just call him Steven, that's weird... Mr. Spielberg had… — Diablo Cody
I never say I work in television, I say I get to work in television. — Andy Cohen
And I believe that good journalism, good television, can make our world a better place. — Christiane Amanpour
I feel that, at this point in my career, I don't want to do another television show. I don't want to do a film. — Pamela Anderson
I have this phobia: I don't like mirrors. And I don't watch myself on television. If anything comes on, I make them shut it off,… — Pamela Anderson
I am a street performer as much as I am a stage performer. Yes, I have a television show, but every trick, every 'Mindfreak' you… — Criss Angel
I've been a live performer longer than I've been a television performer. For me, live is where it's at. — Criss Angel
Today, our attention is less than the television advertisement. We're looking at six or seven problems constantly. We're living in the disturbed societies of cities.… — Marina Abramovic
I'm sometimes asked why it is that for 30 years we seem to have trouble in the United States enforcing the rules against illegal immigration,… — Michael Chertoff
It explains why people come home from work or school and immediately switch on the television. They are not interested in the program much of… — Harold S. Kushner
By exercise. I'll tell you one thing, you don't always have to be on the go. I sit around a lot, I read a lot,… — Jack LaLanne
I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper. — David Brenner
Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming. — P.J. O'Rourke
As a woman I can't go to war, and I refuse to send anyone else. — Jeannette Rankin
Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. — Bill Gates
The only educational aspect of television is that it puts the repair man's kids through college. — Joan Walsh Anglund
If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a boat fishing, smoking… — Jack Nicklaus
I have a good sense of my body in a bathing suit around people who appreciate what I'm doing, like a contest. Then I'm proud.… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
It is not heroin or cocaine that makes one an addict, it is the need to escape from a harsh reality. There are more television… — Shirley Chisholm
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an… — Steve Rushin

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