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332 Telephones quotes by 289 unique authors

A newspaper, as I'm sure you know, is a collection of supposedly true stories written down by writers who either saw them happen or talked… — Daniel Handler
Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart. — Richard Turner
In heaven, when the blessed use the telephone they will say what they have to say and not a word besides. — W. Somerset Maugham
I have always been the lover - never the beloved - and I have spent much of my life waiting for trains, planes, boats, footsteps,… — John Cheever
The thing I longed for as a teenager is now an object of neglect and scorn. I've grown to hate my telephone. — Wendy Wasserstein
The time that one gains cannot be accumulated in a storehouse; it is contradictory to want to save up existence, which, the fact is, exists… — Simone de Beauvoir
Why doesn't Apple stop for a year and make medical devices? When people talk about technology, that's where I start to get a little hot… — Luke Perry
I have never received a telephone call that justified the excitement and fuss of the electronics involved. If I can't see somebody I love, for… — William Saroyan
What is special about VOIP is that it's just another thing you can do on the Internet, whereas it is the only thing - or… — Vinton Cerf
So technologies, whether it is a telephone or an iPhone, computers in general or automobiles, television even, all individualize us. We all sit in front… — Henry Mintzberg
To illustrate to the Indians the advantages the white race had in the telephone I divided a body of warriors from Sitting Bull's camp into… — Nelson A. Miles
I need to go someplace faraway that doesn't have telephones and doesn't have a record player and doesn't have movie theaters and people walking down… — Will Oldham
Major power and telephone grids have long been controlled by computer networks, but now similar systems are embedded in such mundane objects as electric meters,… — Charles C. Mann
Born in elevators and supermarkets, Muzak has spread to restaurants, hotels, airplanes, telephone hold services, and waiting rooms. The public-relations experts believe that human beings… — John Ralston Saul
Last night, I had a telephone townhall for my constituents back in Vermont, and we had 11,500 people on it. And I had people on… — Peter Welch
My way of communicating with God as a boy (and often even now) was through the lyrics of a song. . . . So I… — Johnny Cash
[Reviewing the New York City Telephone Directory] But it is the opinion of the present reviewer that the weakness of plot is due to the… — Robert Benchley
Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't… — Bill Maher
9 saw the first direct-dialed long-distance telephone call, between New York and San Francisco. Of course, back in that primitive era the parties had to… — Dave Barry
What I like best about the telephone is that it keeps you in touch with people, particularly people who want to sell you magazine subscriptions… — Dave Barry
One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.. — Erma Bombeck
Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League. — Erma Bombeck
Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one. — Erma Bombeck
[Answering the phone] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again. — Frank Sinatra
I am absolutely sick unto death of hearing people say - they all say this; it must be Item One on the curriculum in Trend… — Dave Barry

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