Tees Quotes

87 Tees quotes by 63 unique authors

I wouldn’t wear a tie-dyed tee-shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia. — Kurt Cobain
Courses that you've had success on, all of a sudden your game turns around because you feel comfortable on your tee shots, you feel comfortable… — Tiger Woods
I don't feel like I'm out of my element or anything like that. I'm very comfortable where I'm at. I enjoy being in this position,… — Aaron Baddeley
If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time. — Gary Player
There was a time when all I cared about was the next game, the next party, the next tee time. — Brett Favre
I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement. — Bridget Hall
Well, I think that Augusta is not the same golf course that I grew up on. Bobby Jones' philosophy was giving you space off the… — Jack Nicklaus
I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up. — Lee Trevino
I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance. — Fuzzy Zoeller
...When it come to da: " What it do?! I don't fall for da: "Woop- TeE- WoOoo! — Erykah Badu
It is so short and jumbled and jangled, Sam, because there is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre. Everybody is supposed to be dead,… — Kurt Vonnegut
If I'd been listening closely, I'd have caught the sound of the gods having a great big old tee-hee at my expense. — Sue Grafton
You are so vicious. (Tee) Hence the nickname. (Syd) You know it’s bad when you make me look like Glinda the Good Witch, right? (Tee)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why is it when I’m the one shot, I’m a baby, but when it’s you, it’s a matter of life and death and national security?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Only because I’m not a morning person. (Joe) And you’re not a night person either. Face it, babe. You’ve only got two good minutes a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I do know how to operate a computer. (Joe) Yeah, right. What was it you said just ten minutes ago? Get this damned thing off… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ooo, he’s snotty. I like him already. (Tee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We never let our people just go. (Joe) What are you? Wolfram and Hart? (Steele) Oh, no, sweetie, they just take your soul for service.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Trust me, Joe. You’re not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Not a mark on it. (Joe) Yeah. Wanna check the backseat, where Steele is sitting? I’ll bet there’s a big stain there. (Tee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We don’t want civilians walking around who know about us. Got it? (Tee) Wow, you’re like a ferocious bunny, aren’t you? (Nathan) Worse. A bunny… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t have moved, Joe.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yeah. Kip gets to guard you and I get to house-sit. Life bites the big tee-tawa. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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