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Teenage Quotes by Patience
- My playlist can tell you the story of my life.
- I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
- That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you just sit there awkwardly petting their dog or talking to…
- I just spotted some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces.
- When I was your age I lost a tooth, not my virginity.
- I wish I had parents like Dora. They let that bitch go everywhere.
- You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking.
- Look at the keyboard...U and I are together, look underneath it says JK.
- I'm a girl...Don't touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.
- 2 hour movie, 30 second sex scene. Guess which part your parents walk in on...
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