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• Funny is an attitude.
• If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
• My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want…
• Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
• What you see is what you get.
• You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
• The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
• Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
• Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
• Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
• Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
• I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than…

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