Tea Quotes

994 quotes by 709 authors

Welcome to the Tea Party. Want to be my VIP? You didn't RSVP. That's ok, that's ok. — Kerli
Yo mammas so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mammas so old, I told her to act her age and she died.… — Unknown Author
Tea is hot , ice is cool , i am smart and you're a fool :P — Shubhi Sharma
His muscles are as soggy as a used tea bag. — Foghorn Leghorn
So tempt me to jetset away in London. To sip on some tea, you surprise me with gifts from Tiffany. — Teyana Taylor
You were everything. you were my leaves to my dry branches. you were my ice to my burning tea. why was I so stupid. to… — Jennifer
An online auction to benefit the Robert F. Kennedy Memorial, a human rights advocacy group, is selling tea with Alan Greenspan for 11,000 dollars. Or,… — Seth Meyers
Today, grass-roots Republicans want to drink a bottle of 2010 small-government wine, but our candidates were bottled in another era, before the tea party's ideas… — Ari Fleischer
My advice to the tea party freshmen: Slow the galloping horses to a trot. Big government was built over decades; it can't be dismantled in… — Ari Fleischer
Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline… — Cheshire Cat
When the skies are looking bad my dear And your heart has lost all its hope After dawn there will be sunshine And all the… — Unknown Author
Our life's without confrontation is like tea without sugar. So, Good Look For Good Life. — Unknown Author
Obama is a guy who claims to be unaware that there was a Tea Party, a guy that's detached from the country. — Grover Norquist
To some extent, the mainstream's absence means the Tea Party is the Republican Party. — David Remnick
I've never attended any Tea Party functions. — John Bolton
Tell her shes beautiful , not HOT !! shes a girl not a cup of tea — Unknown Author
I was raised in Mississippi: Where football is every breath you breathe, flip flops come out in March, we pull over for a funeral procession… — Tonycvbchicago
All those who wore sheets a long time ago have now lifted them off and started wearing, uh, clothing, uh, with a name, say, I… — Sheila Jackson Lee
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it! — Psyche_Zeroh
Once when I was little I was happy and carefree I used to run around laughing Until it was time for tea I used to… — Ishfaq Nabi

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