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According to one account of the New York City schools during the 1950s: The teacher could not technically hit the child, but…
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But I think the other is a little more like bullfighting, a little more daring and although I appreciate good acting and…
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In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot…
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My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family
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In the book of things people more often do wrong than right, investing must certainly top the list, followed closely by wallpapering…
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And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.
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I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after…
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[T]he Super Bowl, the quintessential American creation. A dizzying mélange of brilliant entrepreneurship in an atmosphere of intense competition. It is the…
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I was a class clown. My father was a class clown. My son has been a class clown, and it sort of…
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What makes a good nanny? A good nanny is someone who really wants to do the job. Someone who loves children, who…
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When I started, there was no comedy community, no comedy industry; there were comedians.
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I was brought up at 3525 Decatur Avenue, in the north Bronx, right next to Woodlawn Cemetery.
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According to one account of the New York City schools during the 1950s: The teacher could not technically hit the child, but…
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Every time I told my cocker spaniel, Taffy, my very first dog, that we were going for a walk, she would launch…
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It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy.
— Chauncey Depew
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Sometimes you tell the truth like you're pulling taffy.
— Lisa Loeb
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We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy and…
— Rick Riordan
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It's strange how memory gets twisted and pulled like taffy in its retelling, how a single event can mean something different to…
— Lisa Unger
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Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it…
— Mitch Albom
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There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
— Stephen Colbert
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I used to think of two people in love like that. Like puzzle pieces, fitting together. But it's not like that at…
— Tammara Webber
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Keep a mack for scrappy thinking it's just laffy taffy. Shit this beat'll be the only thing clapping at me.
— JR Writer
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