Best Swimming Pool Sayings

70 Swimming Pool quotes by 69 unique authors

The truth is always an abyss. One must — as in a swimming pool — dare to dive from the quivering springboard of trivial everyday… — Franz Kafka
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin
I wrote to find beauty and purpose, to know that love is possible and lasting and real, to see day lilies and swimming pools, loyalty… — Alice Hoffman
My idea of Heaven has nothing to do with fluffy clouds or angels. In my Heaven there's butter pecan ice cream and swimming pools and… — Jennifer L. Holm
Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff." "Like what, your socks? No, we don't have… — James Patterson
I was in Cancun, Mexico, sitting in a disappearing-edge swimming pool, on a bar stool that was actually under the water, watching palm trees sway… — Karen Marie Moning
The church is like a swimming pool. Most of the noise comes from the shallow end. — John Shelby Spong
Some people dream of having a big swimming pool. With me, it’s closets — Audrey Hepburn
That's good. I was worried. Of course, I do have a few things wrong with me, but those are strictly problems I keep inside. I'd… — Haruki Murakami
My head is my favorite swimming pool. — Lauren DeStefano
The Doctor: Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Heck of a climb back up. Amelia: You're soaking wet.… — Steven Moffat
I kind of killed it in college. You know that saying "big fish in a small pond"? At Dartmouth college, I was freakin' Jaws in… — Mindy Kaling
Hollywood is loneliness beside the swimming pool. — Liv Ullmann
The reason we have the stars twinkle at night is because the light is being kind of blurred by the atmosphere around the Earth. That… — Michael J. Massimino
I thought of America as Natalie Wood and Bob Wagner sprawled on the edge of a Hollywood swimming pool biting into the same red apple. — Bharati Mukherjee
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe… — Denis Leary
Exuse me I'm looking for the swimming pool! — Jonas Brothers
If the world is round we should scrape out the center and make a huge swimming pool....lol jk — Aaliyah Hurley
The awkward moment when you find someone filling a bucket of water from the swimming pool and having a shower. — Xax
Got a bad bitch in my swimming pool. We the type of crew to get fresh just to sit in the living room. — 2 Chainz

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