Best Sweater Sayings

144 Sweater quotes by 128 unique authors

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. — Fran Lebowitz
I believe in dressing for the occasion. There's a time for sweater, sneakers and Levis and a time for the full-dress jazz. — Ginger Rogers
I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater… — Rita Rudner
I usually decide what to wear in the morning, but sometimes, I'll have a favorite coat or sweater or shoes, and I'll wear them everyday… — Cameron Russell
I got sent to a health camp when I was about 6 years old, and we all had to wear the same starchy blue uniform.… — Barbra Streisand
I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater. — Lee Trevino
I always wear my sweater back-to-front; it is so much more flattering. — Diana Vreeland
There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh. — Kristen Wiig
It is not fair to be old, to put on a brown sweater. — William Carlos Williams
On any given day, something claims our attention. Anything at all, inconsequential things. A rosebud, a misplaced hat, that sweater we liked as a child,… — Haruki Murakami
Blanche, prosaic in a pale yellow sweater and blue jeans, was wondering again if anything mattered—-life, faith--specifically, finishing homework assignments. — Regina Doman
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. — Woody Allen
Tits always look better in a pink sweater. — George Carlin
I've about decided that's the main thing that separates happy people from the other people: the feeling that you're a practical item, with a use,… — Barbara Kingsolver
Is not the most erotic portion of a body where the garment gapes? In perversion (which is the realm of textual pleasure) there are no… — Roland Barthes
Or perhaps a widow found him and took him in: brought him an easy chair, changed his sweater every morning, shaved his face until the… — Jonathan Safran Foer
A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days… — Sophie Kinsella
I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning… — Judith Viorst
Grace: I picked up my sweater from the floor and crawled back into bed. Shoving my pillow aside, I balled up the sweater to use… — Maggie Stiefvater
I've got a sweater." Ben pulled off his coat and held it out for her. "Here." "Thanks, Ben. It's lovely and warm." Then she said,… — Madeleine L'Engle
I need to finish this scarf/shawl/blanket thing so I can start something for Emma- a hat, maybe, or a sweater for her stuffed elephant. — Laurie Halse Anderson
In case you're wondering, the underside of a sheep doesn't smell that great. Imagine a winter sweater that's been dragged through the mud and left… — Rick Riordan
It felt as though the whole globe was dressed in snow. Like it has pulled it on, the way you pull on a sweater. Next… — Markus Zusak
At one O'Clock, Miss Celia comes in the kitchen and says she's ready for her first cooking lesson. She settles on a stool. She's wearing… — Kathryn Stockett
Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy — Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

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