Swears Quotes

31 Swears quotes by 30 unique authors

I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly. — Darynda Jones
My mother still has a three-step system to eating candy corn. First she eats the white tip, then the orange middle, then the yellow end.… — Rosecrans Baldwin
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every… — Marie Corelli
You never realize how many swears or how inappropriate a song is until you're in the car with your parents listening to it with them.... — Unknown Author
When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her, though know she lies — Shakespeare
I spoke to the Devil today, he swears he's not to blame. — Naquitta Faith
Tomorrow's a red flush in the western sky. Tomorrow's is a hush in the middle night. Tomorrow swears the truth of now, now and ,now.… — Iris Lopez
Whenever My Girlfriend Swears On Me, I Says Baby If One More Word Is Coming Out Of Your Mouth, Then I'M Gonna Wrap Your Lips… — NizamShahbaaz
Over the hills and far away, he swears he will return one day. Far from the mountains and the seas, back in her arms he… — Nightwish
You, who is never home. Always going out and doing stuff with others, I never want hear about. You who hurts me with every breathe… — I And Me
People take fb way to serious... Serious its facebook if some1 swears or makes a wrong comment not on purpose people explode like fb is… — Kevin978

Who Wrote These Swears Quotes

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