Best Susan Sayings
106 Susan quotes by 72 unique authors
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Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.
— Terry Pratchett
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Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him? ~ Susan
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I stood on Susan Boone's front porch, feeling lame. But then, since I've pretty much felt lame my entire life, this was no big surprise.…
— Meg Cabot
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You know, if my life was a horse, I’d shoot it. (Susan)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy I had in…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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You know I can’t go out there. There’s daylight outside. (Ravyn) Well, that’s what happens when the big yellow ball comes up over the mountains.…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Best hope for what, Catman? Death? Bankruptcy? You know, my life was going along…well, rather crappily, to be honest, but at least no one was…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Uh-huh. You know with that sinister tone you should look into working for the IRS. I’m sure they’re desperate for people who can cow others…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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What? Had a dry spell of killing people lately? (Susan) As a matter of fact, yes. If it doesn’t end soon, I might get out…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Looks like I’m going to ruin your day, Big Boy. I choose to live my crappy life a little longer. (Susan)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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In essence, we’re their servants who help them and who guard them from the public. (Leo) Oh gee, golly, goodie, Mr. Leo! Can I have…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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These are used solely for Blood Rites. (Leo) Is that like special ed? (Susan)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I’m assuming those are Daimons. (Susan) No, they’re Avon ladies. (Ravyn)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Yes, and for the record, he thinks you’re insane, too. (Otto) Oh, goodie. But I guess that’s only fair since I think he’s psychotic. (Susan)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Were-Hunters are different from humans. (Ravyn) You mean other than the fact that you live for several hundred years, can turn into animals, time travel,…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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And they choose our mates. (Ravyn) So what do they do? Jump here on earth, tap you on the shoulder, and say, ‘Hey, bub, marry…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Now you know I’m a reporter, so you might as well answer my question truthfully, or I’ll just keep asking it until you lose your…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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And if I don’t want you to? (Ravyn) You know, you’d look really weird in a dress and high heels. (Susan) What’s that supposed to…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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You know the legend. Stab them in the heart and they’ll die. (Ravyn) Call me Buffy. I’m even blond, but don’t ask me to wear…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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For a woman who can handle herself so well in a fight, I can’t believe you got taken out by a defenseless doorjamb. (Ravyn) Given…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I can’t believe I’m mated to someone who’s allergic to me. (Ravyn) You? I’m the one who should be having a hissy. How do I…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Susan hardly had begun to slow down when Tera appeared from between a couple of buildings and loped over to the car. I leaned forward,…
— Jim Butcher
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The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.
— Douglas Adams
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Other people have faces; Susan and Jinny have faces; they are here. Their world is the real world. The things they lift are heavy. They…
— Virginia Woolf
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Aslan is a lion- the Lion, the great Lion." "Ooh" said Susan. "I'd thought he was a man. Is he-quite safe? I shall feel rather…
— C.S. Lewis
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