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• The primary benefit of practicing any art, whether well or badly, is that it enables one's soul to grow.
• I pity the Jews trying to get through life with only half a Bible. That's like trying to get from here to…
• Science never cheered up anyone. The truth about the human situation is just too awful.
• A first grader should understand that her or his culture isn't a rational invention; that there are thousands of other cultures and…
• We are what we pretend to be.
• We would be a lot safer if the Government would take its money out of science and put it into astrology and…
• Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.
• A lack of seriousness has led to all sorts of wonderful insights.
• There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.
• The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in…
• The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.
• Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face…

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