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It's the mishaps that make it fun, and brings you the surprise. — Anna Wintour
The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective,… — Jane Wagner
The surprises of thought are like those of love: they wear out. But here too you can carry on for a long time doing your… — Jean Baudrillard
There is no sweeter pleasure than to surprise a man by giving him more than he hopes for. — Charles Baudelaire
Nor has his death the world deceiv'd than his wondrous life surprise d; if he like a madman liv'd least he like a wise one… — Miguel de Cervantes
There's two or three kids out there trying to make good music, and the rest of them sound like it's been strained through some kind… — Merle Haggard
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course. — Ruth Warrick
I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out -… — Ron Ben-Israel
Even feigning surprise, pretending it was unexpected and saying a ritual thanks, is surely wiser than just expecting everything so carelessly. — Barbara Kingsolver
The biggest surprise for most people in dying is to realize that dying does not end life. Whether darkness or light comes next, or some… — P. M. H. Atwater
Basically, being alive means keeping yourself ready for the sky to fall in on you at any time. If you start from the assumption that… — Yasmina Khadra
If I knew what it was going to look like, I wouldnt be so excited to be a part of it. Jazz is a music… — Joshua Redman
Life is full of surprises, but the biggest one of all is learning what it takes to handle them. — Deborah Wiles
On many occasions I have been asked if I think persecution will come to the Western church. My answer might surprise you. I believe that… — Brother Yun
I don't think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I'm gay. — Adam Lambert
I'm sure there are a few things in my CD collection that might surprise people. I like classical music, the blues, and I'm a big… — Brad Paisley
Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright side, he DID… — Conan O'Brien
I'm English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. — Bill Bailey
I love the fact that it starts from there, and you don't know where it's gonna go. Wait long enough - love will find you.… — Hector Elizondo
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. — Steve Martin
I really, really thought that it was a no-brainer in terms of being a hit. And so it does surprise that that hasn't been the… — Ron Glass
The exciting part of acting, I don't know how else to explain it, are those moments when you surprise yourself. — Tom Cruise
Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.' — Stephen Colbert
I learned to slip back and forth between my black and white worlds. One of those tricks I had learned: People were satisfied so long… — Barack Obama
I've been blessed with some lovely scripts and a character that people could truly identify with. It's one of those surprises in life that makes… — Dwight Schultz

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