Surgeons Quotes

186 quotes by 168 authors

The epithet beautiful is used by surgeons to describe operations which their patients describe as ghastly, by physicists to describe methods of measurement which leave… — George Bernard Shaw
Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot on occasion, but… — Bill O'Reilly
I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. — Gilbert Gottfried
The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon. You can always… — Robert Cormier
I would like to see the day when somebody would be appointed surgeon somewhere who had no hands, for the operative part is the least… — Harvey Cushing
My dad was a surgeon, my mom a nurse, and they were always out working. I had five sisters and a brother. They didn't care… — Willem Dafoe
I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. — Rodney Dangerfield
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. — Dag Hammarskjold
Growing old gracefully used to begin at about 35, but today women prefer to 'stay young gratefully' with thanks to designers, beauticians and plastic surgeons. — Edith Head
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails. — Alan King
Humanity abhors, above all things, a vacuum in itself, and your class will be cut off from humanity as the surgeon cuts the cancer and… — James Larkin
Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that… — Rush Limbaugh
Grace is God as heart surgeon, cracking open your chest, removing your heart - poisoned as it is with pride and pain - and replacing… — Max Lucado
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. — Groucho Marx
Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose… — Horatio Nelson
I'm very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon. — Sharon Osbourne
As a surgeon you have to have a controlled arrogance. If it's uncontrolled, you kill people, but you have to be pretty arrogant to saw… — Mehmet Oz
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills. — Dolly Parton
Yes, I've been trepanned. That's quite an interesting experience, especially for my brain surgeon, who saw my thoughts flying around in my brain. — Keith Richards
I can 100 percent tell you that I have not gone under the surgeon's knife or had a facelift. — Shane Warne

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