Suicide Watch Quotes

2 Suicide Watch quotes by 2 unique authors

• Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and… — George Carlin
• I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. — Rip Taylor

Who Wrote These Suicide Watch Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 Suicide Watch Quotes as follows:

• 1 Suicide Watch Quote by Rip Taylor
• 1 Suicide Watch Quote by George Carlin