Sucker Quotes

209 Sucker quotes by 173 unique authors

Vayl, this is not a pleasant moment for me," I confessed. "No?" "Locked in a windowless, doorless room with a dancing, headless corpse and a… — Jennifer Rardin
I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich
A lie took two parties - the weaver of the tale and the sucker who so badly wanted to believe it. — Jodi Picoult
Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" Eric, my big bullshitter — Charlaine Harris
I'm a sucker for a guy with a big organ. — Marc Acito
Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible. — Jennifer Crusie
I saw a spider-I didn't scream 'cause I can belch the alphabet-Just double dog dare me! And I chose guitar over ballet and I take… — Katy Perry
I do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos--you should wait until you come across something you… — Sloane Crosley
Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication, and courage. But if we don't… — Carl Sagan
You're not a sucker. You're just nice. You give people the benefit of the doubt. — Sarah Dessen
I said with perfect honest, "I have no intention of trying to take these suckers out by myself, no. — Robin McKinley
I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal." Silence greeted that happy little announcement. Man, if he… — J R Ward
Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs. — Alice Hoffman
Lies were only as strong as the suckers that believed them. — Jodi Picoult
This is the Speaker for the Dead? Judging someone by appearances?" "Maybe I've fallen in love with Grego." "You've always been a sucker for people… — Orson Scott Card
I am here," Eric said. "And I am here." I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique. "Sookie, my little bullet-sucker," he said,… — Charlaine Harris
My friends say I'm a fool to think that you're the one for me, I guess I'm just a sucker for love. (love love) 'Cause… — Justin Bieber
You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach… — Tina Fey
They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker. — Jill Shalvis
Yeah I know you're a creature of the night. Bringer of death, sucker of blood, needer of tans, so on and so forth. And oddly… — Kiersten White
Yeah,I know you're a creature of the night.Bringer of death,sucker of blood, needer of tans,so on and so forth. And oddly enough,I'm still unimpressed." He… — Kiersten White
Worry is to joy what a Hoover vacuum cleaner is to dirt: might as well attach your heart to a happiness-sucker and flip the switch. — Max Lucado
We’re days away from going full scale against Malone, and in the meantime, we’re under fire from above. And I’m about as useful as a… — Rachel Vincent
You sure about this?" I asked Thalia. She turned to me. "Amaltheia leads me to good things. The last time she appeared, she led me… — Rick Riordan
I'd be a sucker for a guy who wrote me a song,” I said. “Like Beth or Rosanna or Sara. Or Sharona. Is that too… — Tiffanie DeBartolo

Who Wrote These Sucker Quotes

173 authors contributed a total of 209 Sucker Quotes, led by these top contributors: