Stupidest Quotes
101 quotes by 93 authors
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I see couples fighting about the stupidest things. You just have to rise above everything.
— Sammy Hagar
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The Establishment center... has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in all history. That war is a moral and political disaster - a…
— George McGovern
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The policy of America to deny visas to technically trained people in the U.S. and shipped to other countries, where they create companies that compete…
— Eric Schmidt
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You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly. "What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?" muttered Ron. "What did you have to imitate her…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is…
— James Patterson
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What good the prophet in the wilderness may do is incremental and personal. It's good for us to hear someone speak the irrational truth. It's…
— George Saunders
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This piece of rudeness was more than Alice could bear: she got up in great disgust, and walked off; the Dormouse fell asleep instantly, and…
— Lewis Carroll
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This is the stupidest plan I have ever in my career participated in," Xenophon said. "I love stupid plans," said Eugenides.
— Megan Whalen Turner
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The temptation was great to muster what force we could and put up a fight. It's the easiest way out, and the most satisfactory to…
— Isaac Asimov
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The stupidest thing she knew was for people to act like they knew all about the things they knew absolutely nothing about.
— Jostein Gaarder
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My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she's hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half-English,…
— Jeaniene Frost
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She gets to school late. Bashful gives her a tardy, and won't reconsider. Janie always hated Bashful. Stupidest. Dwarf. Ever.
— Lisa McMann
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When I was able to get home it first hit me that you had left and I couldn't do anything about it. Every day before…
— Sophie Scholl
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Its big men are mostly little men with fancy offices and a lot of money. A great many of them are stupid little men, with…
— Raymond Chandler
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This is not to say that I wasn't completely repulsed. I mean, I wasn't exactly proud that my stepbrother was in there tongue wrestling with…
— Meg Cabot
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I couldn't recall the last time I'd seen that much of him on display. It was wonderful and frightening on the same time. I then…
— Richelle Mead
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William strode to her. That’s how it’s done. Drink it in. She surveyed the carnage behind him. “Did you have fun?†He showed her his…
— Ilona Andrews
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Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.
— Patrick Rothfuss
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The human heart was undeniably the stupidest organ in the body.
— Francine Pascal
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However gross a man may be, the minute he expresses a strong and genuine affection, some inner secretion alters his features, animates his gestures, and…
— Honore de Balzac
Who Wrote These Stupidest Quotes
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