Stupidest Quotes
101 quotes by 93 authors
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Some of the stupidest brilliant people who ever lived.
— Peggy Noonan
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Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world.
— Harry Reid
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the plan…
— Roseanne Barr
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A good place to start a more civil dialog would be for my Republican colleagues in the House to change the name of the bill…
— Chellie Pingree
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Herman Cain is probably well-liked by some of the Republicans because it hides the racist elements of the Republican Party, conservative movement and tea party…
— Janeane Garofalo
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Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this…
— Joy Behar
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Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.
— Joy Behar
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Watching both the health care and climate/energy debates in Congress, it is hard not to draw the following conclusion: There is only one thing worse…
— Thomas Friedman
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How do we know when someone like Hasan is going to make his move and do we know he's an Islamist until he's made his…
— Chris Matthews
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Had a powerful meditation just now - caused an earthquake in Southern California. ...Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about…
— Deepak Chopra
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Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible....Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor.
— Morgan Freeman
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Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.
— Al Swearengen
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I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for people to get to know…
— Kris Allen
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Since I was the stupidest kid in my class, it never occurred to me to try and be perfect, so I've always been happy as…
— Stephen J. Cannell
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You are all fundamentalists with a top dressing of science. That is why you are the stupidest of conservatives and reactionists in politics and the…
— George Bernard Shaw
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Every two years, one of the most hotly contested elections in Texas is the poll taken among members of the capitol press corps to determine…
— Molly Ivins
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Programs like 'Jeopardy' and 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' are ridiculous. They're the stupidest shows in history. They're making us dumber. They don't give…
— Ray Bradbury
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Infidelity, cheating is the easiest, stupidest, dumbest thing you can do.
— Joy Browne
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Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
— Confucius
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You really can't explain how you do the things you do. I can't, anyway. I love certain actors, but sometimes they say the stupidest things…
— Kirsten Dunst
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