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Steve Toltz has 43 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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There’s nothing wonderful or interesting about unrequited love. I think it’s shitty, just plain shitty. To love someone who doesn’t return your…
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Amen' is like the Send button on an email.
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Sometimes they [people] throw off their freedom so quickly, you'd think it was burning them.
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I don't have a great respect for reality or getting the 'facts' as a means of putting together a story.
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I haven't been part of the criminal world,
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After all, memory may be the only thing on earth we can truly manipulate to serve us, so we don't have to…
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Sometimes I think the human animal doesn't really need food or water to survive, only gossip.
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The game is an analogy for life: there are not enough chairs or good times to go around, not enough food, not…
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I was so happy I wanted to fold all the people into paper airplanes and fly them into the lidless eye of…
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What a nasty act of cruelty, giving a dying man his last wish. Don't you realize he doesn't want it? His real…
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Negotiating with memories isn't easy: how to choose between those panting to be told, those still ripening, those already shriveling, and those…
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That's how we slide, and while we slide we blame the world's problems on colonialism, imperialism, capitalism, corporatism, stupid white men, and…
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Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.
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You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?
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'I don't need very much now,' said the boy, 'just a quiet place to sit and rest. I am very tired.' 'Well,'…
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It is on account of the ego that one is not able to see God. In front of the door of God's…
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A man who sees another man on the street corner with only a stump for an arm will be so shocked the…
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If you wish in this world to advance your merits you're bound to enhance; you must stir it and stump it, and…
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If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.
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I just hope, in all honesty, that Steve will walk if he hits it, you know what I mean? I would hate…
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This junkyard is an environmental nightmare, strewn with tree stumps, old tires, derelict vehicles, scrap metal and other waste. This owner may…
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I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and…
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Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to…
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Even if you don't mind Romneycare, or the abortion flip-flop, or any of the rest, there's a more basic problem: He's not…
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