Strip Club Quotes

29 Strip Club quotes by 25 unique authors

The eyes healed in a matter of a few days, as eyes heal quickly, mine just heal faster than anybody else. I was back in… — Don Frye
Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club. — Brad Wilkerson
Curing yourself of obsessive compulsive disorder by going to a strip club is pretty strange. — Tracy Kidder
Light up a spliff and hit the strip club. — Brad Wilkerson
Do you work in a strip club? — Prince Philip
A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity… — Tim Dorsey
Obviously, there's the seedy side of the strip club world and pole dancing. But, pole dancing, as an art form, is really beautiful. It's been… — Megalyn Echikunwoke
The objectification of females is not a good thing! Not every rapper does this, but when the lyrics focus solely on the strip club, 'poppin'… — Queen Latifah
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door… — Richard Kadrey
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you? — Stephenie Meyer
Being hungry and going to a fancy-gourmet restaurant is like being horny and going to a strip club. You are going to spend a ton… — Brian Skynet
Baby show me some ID, you fine as a mutha'fucker but you might be 16, And I ain't tryin' to end up in the penitentiary,… — Z-Ro
My strip club name is "Mr. Will-Throw-It" — Plies
They call me the Juice when I'm at strip club — Juicy J
I think I killed everybody in the game last year, man fuck it I was on though and I thought I found the girl of… — Drake
I'm in the street with my strip club. All up in the club looking for the freak hoes. — Ludacris
Hey in the strip club bring the bucks out. Same way every day like the bus out. — Ludacris
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? Youre not taking him to a strip club, are you? -Bella Swan — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
Hoes don't have jobs and money, ya'll hoes better go to strip club, you will get cash out. — Lil Smileyy
If you see smoke, that's our section. If you see ho's, that's our selection. At the strip club during a recession. — 2 Chainz
At the strip club, two girls in front of me. Bend over hut one, hut two, hut three. — 2 Chainz
I'm border than a blind man at a strip club !!! lmaoo — Lady Uniquee
Smoke good I love life, strip club like erry night. — Rick Ross
Wife treats hubby (Jim) on his birthday by taking him to a strip club. At the club: Doorman: Hey Jim! how are you? Wife: how… — Zhat*
Entrepenuer, strip club connoisseur. Hot fudge sundae, pour it on you hallelujah. — 2 Chainz

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