Strip Quotes

399 Strip quotes by 327 unique authors

Once, evil was simply perceived as that which man did not understand. Now however, he understands it all too well. Evil is the part of… — The Undertaker
Me and LeBron got the same whips. Me and Dwyane on the same strip. Me and Wiz burn the same piff. Me and Stalley need… — Rick Ross
Racks on, racks off. See that blonde strip when my hats off. Looking at my rollie, bout 30 grand what that cost. — Wiz Khalifa
Men's magazines have nipples so why don't women have a magazine where men show their penises? There's Playgirl but not a fashion magazine like Elle.… — Jessica Alba
I have been naked in a lot of my movies. I just think theres something inherently funny about the naked male body, particularly mine. Ryan… — Paul Rudd
Hoes don't have jobs and money, ya'll hoes better go to strip club, you will get cash out. — Lil Smileyy
In hotel rooms, I strip and walk around naked. It's as close as I can get to a feeling of anonymity and power. — Tom Hanks
If you see smoke, that's our section. If you see ho's, that's our selection. At the strip club during a recession. — 2 Chainz
At the strip club, two girls in front of me. Bend over hut one, hut two, hut three. — 2 Chainz
I'm border than a blind man at a strip club !!! lmaoo — Lady Uniquee
There are times in a man's life where he must STRIP. — Gray Fullbuster Fairy Tail
Smoke good I love life, strip club like erry night. — Rick Ross
I found a woman who taught me how to strip at home, in the privacy of my own environment, with nobody else watching me. That… — Famke Janssen
Wife treats hubby (Jim) on his birthday by taking him to a strip club. At the club: Doorman: Hey Jim! how are you? Wife: how… — Zhat*
Ever notice who's SUCCESS look better on them? The ones who accepted their success with humble appreciation, lacking all signs of pride, aggressiveness, or self-assertiveness,… — Glen Rambharack
For weeks they entertained us, diverted and detained us.But as they strip off their make-up. The big top is dismantled the circus must move on...… — Kyle MacDonald
Entrepenuer, strip club connoisseur. Hot fudge sundae, pour it on you hallelujah. — 2 Chainz
Strip clubs and dolla' bills. Still got mo' money. — Rihanna
Tim Allen off Home Improvement. Intelligent but we going stupid. This some new shit. Hit the strip club, see some hoes that I went to… — Mac Miller
I thought Jodie's a really fun character, I've never really shot in a strip club before, so that was a fun experience. I was clearly… — Michelle Trachtenberg
To my home girls here with the big butt Shaking it like we at a strip club Remember only God can judge ya Forget the… — Talyiah
C-130 rolling down the strip 64 rangers on a one-way trip mission top secret destination unknown they don't know if there ever coming home when… — Madison
Holographic Strip club. You can look but you can't touch. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
She just offered a strip tease but she don't look like Demi Moore. Hips all on 45, waist all on 24. — Drake

Who Wrote These Strip Quotes

327 authors contributed a total of 399 Strip Quotes, led by these top contributors: