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Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I Win! — Nikhil Saluja
If I take you away from me before I met I was single and unhappy for 7 months straight and idk how explain why I… — NIKLOVESMEEKA
Weezer's 'El Scorcho.' I'm in a '90s cover band called 'Straight 2 Video' with members of the crew from 'The Vampire Diaries,' and we played… — Candice Accola
Only your best friend sees straight through that fake smile on your face when everyone else believes it. — Nishan Panwar
Im that type of person who takes pain and uses it as motivation, being hurt as determintaion,and using that nonexistent love as a mindset. I… — Jose Valdiviez
This is my drink. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My drink is my best friend. It is my life. I… — Unknown Author
When gays hack into their boyfriend's Facebook account, do they change the status to, I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PUSSY!? — Nikhil Saluja
People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around. I get sentimental the first time… — Nghi Lam
Ladies love boners cause they're always straight and to the point. — Nikhil Saluja
You Can Decide Right Now That Negative Experiences From your Past Will Not Predict Your Future. Figure Out What The Next Positive Step Is, No… — Pacifiersucker

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