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92 Stove quotes by 82 unique authors

I could make a martyrly claim to having been the victim of childhood enslavement when I report that I started regularly cooking with my mother… — Alice Dreger
Basically, I start my morning off with a Bustelo coffee made in a mocha pot - the Bialetti. I warm some milk on the side,… — Debi Mazar
Kids only learn that the stove is hot when they put their finger on and they burn it. This, unfortunately, is the limitation of our… — Hasso Plattner
She was scrubbing furiously at a line of grease spots which led from the stove towards the door to the dining-room. That was where Henry… — Dorothy Canfield Fisher
My mother would put me on a wooden box at the stove and tell me to call her if certain things would happen. Like if… — Paul Prudhomme
Help, please, who wishes!I'm not englishspeaker, write poetry for children to help them to learn lang., Can natives speak in such way? In the midst… — Unknown Author
I give a shy smile. They are staring at me and I start to feel self conscious. I have a god feeling my hair is… — Jade
An enemy is like boiling water in a pot on the stove whose button may sometimes be in your hands. — Vikrant Parsai
I could simply kill you now, get it over with, who would know the difference? I could easily kick you in, stove you under, for… — SangFroid Stalker
The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold… — Mark Twain
So hot I thought the stove was on. — Juelz Santana
Im used to smokin some weed and gettin the munchies but this nigga sold me some shit that had me starin at the fridge for… — Katt Williams
And my down south girl do the stanky leg a nigga at the stove look likr he makin eggs I gotta whole loaf so I… — Wiz Khalifa
My sleep is interrupted by food on the stove not gun shots, we're immune to those. Some of my friends first bids are two to… — Cormega
Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove. — Ralph Wiggum
Oh did I remember to turn the stove off..... yes!- Stewie — Family Guy
I just got a whole brick from Papi. About to hit the stove, get it popping. None of my niggas moving sloppy. — French Montana

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