Stools Quotes

68 quotes by 65 authors

So here I am - a 75-year-old man sitting on a bar stool in a blues club, trying to figure out exactly how I got… — Buddy Guy
There was a stool there, and some fella kept asking me if I wanted to sit down. When I saw the stool sitting there, it… — Clint Eastwood
In the history of the treatment of depression, there was the dunking stool, purging of the bowels of black bile, hoses, attempts to shock the… — James Hillman
I try to teach my son about sanitation, especially when handling foods like chicken that could be dangerous. I remind him to wash his hands… — Emeril Lagasse
My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,'… — John Mayer
There are three legs of the stool; spending, entitlements and making the tax code fair and equitable. That's the three legs of the stool. If… — Claire McCaskill
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. — Emo Philips
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up… — Elbert Hubbard
I will meet you in the dirtiest city you can dream of. We will drink cocktails so sweet they pucker our cheeks, as we perch… — Michelle Tea
Hope is a leg of a 3-legged stool with Faith and Charity. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf
Good Evening , Sir John. I hope that you will accept a little gift from me.' I should be honored, Your Majesty.' I want to… — Philippa Gregory
The old man slowly raised himself from the piano stool, fixed those cheerful blue eyes piercingly and at the same time with unimaginable friendliness upon… — Hermann Hesse
He didn't say anything more, just waited for me to tell him what I'd been thinking. It was pure speculation, and I was opening myself… — Patricia Briggs
Are you okay?" she whispers, giggling. Me? Oh sure. You might have to carry me out of here, though." What happened?" I created a distraction."… — Lisa McMann
Sometimes we feel we straddle two cultures; at other times, that we fall between two stools. — Salman Rushdie
I was in Cancun, Mexico, sitting in a disappearing-edge swimming pool, on a bar stool that was actually under the water, watching palm trees sway… — Karen Marie Moning
At one O'Clock, Miss Celia comes in the kitchen and says she's ready for her first cooking lesson. She settles on a stool. She's wearing… — Kathryn Stockett
I took the stool next to him, raising an eyebrow at the coffee and cruller on the counter. "Thought you weren't into internal pollution," I… — Janet Evanovich
Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasnâ€™t safe on the stool. Thanks, Annette.… — Jordan Sonnenblick
There was nowhere to sit except the bunk, which was covered with rotting food, and a wooden stool, upon which sat a large fur-covered lumpâ€”an… — Dave Barry

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