Stool Quotes

69 quotes by 68 authors

Long fiction is wonderful and you can lose yourself in it as a reader and as a writer, but short stories don't allow the same… — Isobelle Carmody
Financial security and independence are like a three-legged stool resting on savings, insurance and investments — Brian Tracy
The regrets I have are so minor. You know, would I leave my Keith Richards hat, with the silver skull on it, on the stool… — Hunter S. Thompson
The stool of repentance and the foot of the cross are the favorite positions of instructed Christians. — Charles Spurgeon
It's a prizefight. Get off the stool, take your beating, go back to your corner, rest, and take a beating again. Believe in your own… — Bruce Paltrow
Every winner needs to master three essential components of trading; a sound individual psychology, a logical trading system and good money management. These essentials are… — Alexander Elder
My father would invite me sweetly to come and sit on a stool at his feet, and, as I let myself trustingly down, he would… — Lincoln Steffens
I left school at 16 and my mother got me a job as a trainee wine taster. But one day I followed some girls into… — Malcolm Mclaren
I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool. — Waylon Jennings
Savor the throne, but don't mind the stool. — Steve Winwood
Performing on a stool, we've got a sight to make you drool, seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red.… — Alfred the Great
So here I am - a 75-year-old man sitting on a bar stool in a blues club, trying to figure out exactly how I got… — Buddy Guy
There was a stool there, and some fella kept asking me if I wanted to sit down. When I saw the stool sitting there, it… — Clint Eastwood
In the history of the treatment of depression, there was the dunking stool, purging of the bowels of black bile, hoses, attempts to shock the… — James Hillman
I try to teach my son about sanitation, especially when handling foods like chicken that could be dangerous. I remind him to wash his hands… — Emeril Lagasse
My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,'… — John Mayer
There are three legs of the stool; spending, entitlements and making the tax code fair and equitable. That's the three legs of the stool. If… — Claire McCaskill
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. — Emo Philips
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up… — Elbert Hubbard

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68 authors contributed a total of 69 Stool Quotes, led by these top contributors: