Stone Quotes
1677 quotes by 1136 authors
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Give away the stone, let the waters kiss and transmutate these leaden grudges into gold.
— Unknown Author
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I could see it as you turned to stone. Still clearly I can hear you say don't leave, don't give up on me.
— All That Remains
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Now the party's over the last stone is cast. Your days of destruction will surely be you last.
— Kittie
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It's a band that we grew up on and thought was really cool. It's definitely influenced Fall Out Boy, so it's definitely cool to be…
— Pete Wentz
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He will roll the stone away from your mind and away from your heart. He will give you his light with power and might and…
— Zion Y Lennox
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Get ah chick, fi get her shift, she wan take man fi clown every time she wear down, nah man feel stone when me hear,…
— Julian Marley
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Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Ben Stone: Can I just - have some?
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls. -Ben Stone
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool. -Ben Stone
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88. Ben Stone: [Mimicks car noise] VRRROOOOM
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Alison Scott: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING Bong? Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once!
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. Ben Stone: That's way too many chairs for one room!
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style? Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog. Ben Stone: It's doggie…
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Fuck you, hormones! -Ben Stone
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles. -Ben Stone
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender]
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich." -Ben Stone
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck? -Ben Stone
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them? -Ben Stone
— Knocked Up (The Movie)
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