Stocking Quotes

32 quotes by 30 authors

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. — Mitch Hedberg
They will be given as gifts; books that are especially pretty or visual will be bought as hard copies; books that are collectible will continue… — Susan Orlean
He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of… — Kyra Sedgwick
That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg. — Frank O'Hara
...it has been well said that it is precisely these moments when we are feeling that ours is the world and everything that's in it… — P.G. Wodehouse
I think you can love a person too much. You put someone up on a pedestal, and all of a sudden, from that perspective, you… — Jodi Picoult
OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR? — Terry Pratchett
A woman's education consists of two lessons: never leave the house without stocking, never go out without a hat. — Coco Chanel
In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking but now, God knows, anything goes. — Cole Porter
We try a new drug, a new combination of drugs, and suddenly I fall into my life again like a vole picked up by a… — Jane Kenyon
Flyer than a rocket, money in my polly. My Pocket what you coppin; keep that work up in my pippy long stocking bitch — Nicki Minaj
How you throwing a stocking cap and aint never cocked it back. Nigga copy that, capiche nigga. — The Game

Who Wrote These Stocking Quotes

30 authors contributed a total of 32 Stocking Quotes, led by these top contributors: