Steve Quotes

434 quotes by 329 authors

One of these days, I'm going to look down at your grave and it's going to say, here lies Bret the Hitman Hart, the biggest… — Stone Cold Steve Austin
You can get your ass out of the ring while he announces my name, because my name is Steve Austin, and tonight for a very,… — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve: You said, "Look… — American Dad
Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed in a buffalo… — American Dad
Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete 39-F, quote, "The… — American Dad
Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because she wants to… — American Dad
Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will now… — American Dad
Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change. — American Dad
Steve: I can't believe you muscled out your own son. You stink, dad. Stan: Oh, come on, what's more important, your hopes and dreams, or… — American Dad
Steve: I can't believe I'm gonna die a virgin. Francine: Aw, sweetie, there was a 70-80% chance of that happening, anyway. — American Dad
Stan: (After seeing Scab Bum) Who the hell is that? Steve: He doesn't have a name. Stan: What? Steve: He killed his own name. — American Dad
Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young. — Dr Gregory House
There's three guitar players from Lynyrd Skynyrd - Gary Rossington, Steve Gaines and Allen Collins and even the new guys. I just love the way… — 3 Doors Down
Steve comes out of left field, he's one of a kind, ... Rob (guitar) contributed greatly to a black metal tone of the song with… — Joey Jordison
FUCK STEVE HARVY — Tyler The Creator
Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate — Dodgeball
4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on RAW. — Gabriel Iglesias
Yall weed purple, my money purple. Yall Steve Urkel, Im Oprah circle. — Kanye West
Weezy gon ball, bald like Steve Harvey. — Lil Wayne
10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. — Chris

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