Staples Quotes

82 quotes by 78 authors

Desi, Desi, Desi what am I going to do with you? (Kyrian) Don't you dare take that flippant tone with me! (Desiderius) Why ever not?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I gripped the stapler even harder and felt like a fool planning to battle a crazy man with a stapler that even, I suddenly remembered,… — Charlaine Harris
I first became fascinated with the Sears catalogue because all the people in its pages were perfect. Nearly everybody I knew had something missing, a… — Harry Crews
Why do I always feel like you're trying to staple my umbilical cord to the corner of your desk? — James Lee Burke
Why haven't we fixed sick yet? You scientists there-- put down those starfish and HELP us. I hereby demand that all the people who are… — Daniel Handler
Before Elle had come into his life, he didn't even know what tea was. Now it was a staple. Worse, he actually knew the differences… — Christine Feehan
The soybean itself is a notably inauspicious staple food; it contains a whole assortment of "antinutrients" - compounds that actually block the body's absorption of… — Michael Pollan
It costs so much to make films. With a novel, you can write the whole thing on a ream of paper from Staples for $4. — Ruth Ozeki
I brought my daughters actually to Staples Center to watch me live in the ring - to watch their mother compete in the ring. It… — Stephanie McMahon
Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. — Graham Chapman
Sky and clouds and trees and little figures relaxing in the perfect rural rhythm of their surroundings: these are the staples of a Gainsborough landscape. — Arthur Smith
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if… — Kevin Hart
So I'm at the office and uh I tell this guy I said to him wait wait what did I say wait a minute ALRIGHT… — Kevin Hart
Bullet proof condom when Im in these hoes. Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds. — Kanye West
Got staples on my dick. Why? Fucking center folds. — Kanye West
Life doesn't have an easy button. We don't live a staples commercial. — Marisa Menard
Caed stock is albviaale at Staples, Ofiice Depot, WalMart and stationary stores in a variety of sizes. You may be able to find the ones… — Manila
Becoming a mother hasn't changed my style. I've always been one to dress for comfort. My staples are a good pair of opaque black tights,… — Nicole Richie
Megan and I so despise the paparazzi. We value our private life and our time at home. The last thing I want is to be… — Brian Austin Green
That business we started with 10 people has now grown into a great American success story. Some of the companies we helped start are names… — Mitt Romney

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