Best Stand Up Lines
283 Stand Up quotes by 265 unique authors
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To get a horse to hit a mark without a rider, to get it to stand up, to get it to rear, to get it…
— Benedict Cumberbatch
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I charge my wealthy clients a lot and put 10 per cent in a fund which I use to pay the expenses of my poorer…
— Alan Dershowitz
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You have to stand up for some things in this world.
— Marjory Stoneman Douglas
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If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much.
— Marian Wright Edelman
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
— Evan Esar
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When people stand up and talk about the great success that the EU has been, I'm not sure anybody saying it really believes it themselves…
— Nigel Farage
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To build a great company, which is a CEO's job, sometimes you have to stand up against conventional wisdom.
— Carly Fiorina
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I believe very strongly that in this world you have to have values and you have to stand up for your interests and if you…
— Stephen Harper
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I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to have to attack the pigs.…
— Fred Hampton
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I don't rehearse on either of my shows, 'Family Feud' or my talk show. I never rehearse with the guests. I don't want to have…
— Steve Harvey
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If you want to be a real human being - a real woman, a real man - you cannot tolerate things which put you to…
— Stephane Hessel
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There is a point at which the law becomes immoral and unethical. That point is reached when it becomes a cloak for the cowardice that…
— Kurt Huber
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I had been plunged into a different world. I found myself spending half my time answering weird questions on book tours in the Midwest. People…
— Kazuo Ishiguro
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Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you.
— LL Cool J
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Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie?…
— Brandon T. Jackson
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In many ways, history is marked as 'before' and 'after' Rosa Parks. She sat down in order that we all might stand up, and the…
— Jesse Jackson
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I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife and daughter and…
— Samuel L. Jackson
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Now I can stand up on the stage again like I used to after five years of sitting down while I sang.
— Etta James
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I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good…
— Kevin James
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Wyclef is a musician that tried to unite as many musicians at once as possible. I am trying to be successful at that. The greatest…
— Wyclef Jean
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I hope that people will see that we don't have to sit by the sidelines and watch as the two major parties limit their choices…
— Gary Johnson
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When Little Richard used to stand up and play it was just fabulous, and Liberace had the candlesticks and the rings and the gift of…
— Elton John
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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice.
— Shawn Johnson
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It required a strong heart to stand up against such talk, but I urged my people to be quiet and not to begin a war.
— Chief Joseph
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Motherhood has completely changed me. It's just about like the most completely humbling experience that I've ever had. I think that it puts you in…
— Diane Keaton
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265 authors contributed a total of 283 Stand Up Quotes, led by these top contributors: