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283 Stand Up quotes by 265 unique authors

To get a horse to hit a mark without a rider, to get it to stand up, to get it to rear, to get it… — Benedict Cumberbatch
I charge my wealthy clients a lot and put 10 per cent in a fund which I use to pay the expenses of my poorer… — Alan Dershowitz
You have to stand up for some things in this world. — Marjory Stoneman Douglas
If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. — Marian Wright Edelman
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. — Evan Esar
When people stand up and talk about the great success that the EU has been, I'm not sure anybody saying it really believes it themselves… — Nigel Farage
To build a great company, which is a CEO's job, sometimes you have to stand up against conventional wisdom. — Carly Fiorina
I believe very strongly that in this world you have to have values and you have to stand up for your interests and if you… — Stephen Harper
I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to have to attack the pigs.… — Fred Hampton
I don't rehearse on either of my shows, 'Family Feud' or my talk show. I never rehearse with the guests. I don't want to have… — Steve Harvey
If you want to be a real human being - a real woman, a real man - you cannot tolerate things which put you to… — Stephane Hessel
There is a point at which the law becomes immoral and unethical. That point is reached when it becomes a cloak for the cowardice that… — Kurt Huber
I had been plunged into a different world. I found myself spending half my time answering weird questions on book tours in the Midwest. People… — Kazuo Ishiguro
Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. — LL Cool J
Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie?… — Brandon T. Jackson
In many ways, history is marked as 'before' and 'after' Rosa Parks. She sat down in order that we all might stand up, and the… — Jesse Jackson
I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife and daughter and… — Samuel L. Jackson
Now I can stand up on the stage again like I used to after five years of sitting down while I sang. — Etta James
I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good… — Kevin James
Wyclef is a musician that tried to unite as many musicians at once as possible. I am trying to be successful at that. The greatest… — Wyclef Jean
I hope that people will see that we don't have to sit by the sidelines and watch as the two major parties limit their choices… — Gary Johnson
When Little Richard used to stand up and play it was just fabulous, and Liberace had the candlesticks and the rings and the gift of… — Elton John
Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. — Shawn Johnson
It required a strong heart to stand up against such talk, but I urged my people to be quiet and not to begin a war. — Chief Joseph
Motherhood has completely changed me. It's just about like the most completely humbling experience that I've ever had. I think that it puts you in… — Diane Keaton

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