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• That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.
• I don't know about bores. Maybe you shouldn't feel too sorry if you see some swell girl getting married to them. They…
• Money always ends up making you blue.
• Are all your stars shining?
• But it wasn't just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of…
• What I think is, you're supposed to leave somebody alone if he's at least being interesting and he's getting all excited about…
• But you can't always tell - with somebody's mother, I mean. Mothers are all slightly insane.
• Some game. If you get on the side where all the hot-shots are, then it's a game, all right - I'll admit…
• It's so silly. All you do is get the heck out of your body when you die. My gosh, everybody's done it…
• I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice.
• If I were God, I certainly wouldn't want people to love me sentimentally. It's too unreliable.
• I'm aware that many of my friends will be saddened and shocked, or shock-saddened, over some of the chapters in 'The Catcher…

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