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Sports Quotes by Norm MacDonald
- I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your…
- I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports…
- In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
- Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is,…
- I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end, you…
More Sports Quotes
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle
- The things that people do now in sports, you can't even believe. These are complete total athletes. To see what human beings… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Making movies was more a reaction to not being chosen for sports. Other kids were out there playing at whatever; I was… — J. J. Abrams
- Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever. — Lance Armstrong
- Winning is about heart, not just legs. It's got to be in the right place. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. — Arthur Ashe
- There is a syndrome in sports called 'paralysis by analysis.' — Arthur Ashe
- Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch… — Red Auerbach
- For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? — Jane Austen
- Don't be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is… — Richard Bach