Splits Quotes

475 quotes by 416 authors

Great as heaven and earth are, men still find some things in them with which to be dissatisfied. Thus it is that, were the superior… — Confucius
He spares no resource in telling of his dead inventions... Bare verbs he rarely tolerates. He splits infinitives and fills them up with adverbial stuffing.… — H.G. Wells
Hunger makes you restless. you dream about food - not just any food, but perfect food, the best food, magical meals, famous and awe-inspiring, the… — Dorothy Allison
I tend to have an odd split in my mind: I tend to look at it as a writer and when the writing thing is… — John Cleese
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.' — Gilbert Gottfried
When your parents split up, it's impossible to delude yourself about fairytale romance and happy endings. — Jennifer Aniston
Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see… — Phyllis Diller
I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four… — Jessica Simpson
I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want. — Greg Proops
You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect… — Al Pacino
A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits. — Jean-Claude Van Damme
I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been… — CM Punk
Once you're a mom, you've been split into two people. It's like Peter Pan and his shadow. — Emma Thompson
I wanted to write a play about double nature ... one that wouldn't be symbolic or metaphorical or any of that stuff. I just wanted… — Sam Shepard
Iâ€™m so thankful to have been born in the times that we live in. I felt a responsibility to Simon [Halls] and to our kids… — Matt Bomer
People have been rumouring that Queen are going to split up for the last eight years at least. I've got some great cuttings at home… — Brian May
Scientists are like atomic nuclei. They are more easily split than fused.... — Charles Osgood
My husband gave up all his work to stay at home with the kids, and we split all the duties at home. I do all… — Erika Slezak
I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting… — George Lopez
When you expect something, when you aim at something, right there you dilute your energy; you split your energy, you split your attention and it… — Taizan Maezumi

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