Split Quotes

559 quotes by 497 authors

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.' — Gilbert Gottfried
When your parents split up, it's impossible to delude yourself about fairytale romance and happy endings. — Jennifer Aniston
Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see… — Phyllis Diller
I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four… — Jessica Simpson
I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want. — Greg Proops
You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect… — Al Pacino
I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been… — CM Punk
Once you're a mom, you've been split into two people. It's like Peter Pan and his shadow. — Emma Thompson
I wanted to write a play about double nature ... one that wouldn't be symbolic or metaphorical or any of that stuff. I just wanted… — Sam Shepard
Iâ€™m so thankful to have been born in the times that we live in. I felt a responsibility to Simon [Halls] and to our kids… — Matt Bomer
People have been rumouring that Queen are going to split up for the last eight years at least. I've got some great cuttings at home… — Brian May
Scientists are like atomic nuclei. They are more easily split than fused.... — Charles Osgood
My husband gave up all his work to stay at home with the kids, and we split all the duties at home. I do all… — Erika Slezak
I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting… — George Lopez
When you expect something, when you aim at something, right there you dilute your energy; you split your energy, you split your attention and it… — Taizan Maezumi
It's all right if you don't mind looking at the world from the point of view of a paralyzed Cyclopsâ€”for a split second. — David Hockney
They have our bundles split open in museums / our dresses & shirts at auctions / our languages on tape / our stories in locked… — Chrystos
And I try to piece the puzzle of the universe, Split an eight of shrooms just so I could see the universe ! — Kid Cudi
Listening to the doves in Alfred, Georgia, and having neither the right nor the permission to enjoy it because in that place mist, doves, sunlight,… — Toni Morrison
Would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write in a sort of broken-down… — Raymond Chandler

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