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• The pleasure of hating, like a poisonous mineral, eats into the heart of religion, and turns it to ranking spleen and bigotry;… — William Hazlitt
• No ruler should put troops into the field merely to gratify his own spleen; no general should fight a battle simply out… — Sun Tzu
• No ruler should put troops into the field merely to gratify his own spleen; no general should fight a battle simply out… — Sun Tzu
• And if I were to open you up - would you see anything less remarkable? Less intricately dazzling, in its squelching, spongy… — K. W. Jeter
• In all thy humours, whether grave or mellow, Thou'rt such a touchy, testy, pleasant fellow, Hast so much wit and mirth and… — Joseph Addison
• Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself… — Sloane Crosley
• If your breath is very deep in the lungs, it will give you a good red blood. Good red blood, with the… — Harbhajan Singh Yogi
• There is a luxury in self-dispraise; And inward self-disparagement affords To meditative spleen a grateful feast. — William Wordsworth

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