Spank Quotes

29 quotes by 27 authors

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.' — Dana Carvey
To spank or not to spank isn't the question the question is whether whether we are teaching a quality we want our kids to have… — Bill Crawford
Iâ€™d take Bieber to the woodshed and spank him. His manager Scooter Braun is scared sh-tless. I donâ€™t know what Bieberâ€™s problem is. His career… — Peter Mensch
You could slap his wrist for saying it, but then he said it with his face, and you could spank him for making faces, but… — Jonathan Franzen
As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick… — Dean Norris
Spank me, whip me, let me come back home. Break out the leather, baby. — Ray Parker, Jr.
Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in the face. — Dolly Parton
For example, parents who talk a lot to their children have kids with better language skills, parents who spank have children who grow up to… — Steven Pinker
My younger son, Cordell, aka Lil Snoop, loves me like a fan loves Snoop Dogg. He's inspired by making me happy. My older son, Corde,… — Snoop Dogg
They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I… — Christopher Moore
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty. — Craig Ferguson
It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair. — Diana Wynne Jones
The question isâ€¦ How did a girl like Annabelle manage to talk a man like you into joining our silly little family party?â€ Annabelle smiled… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Get inside before I spank you in public." There it was again, another of his maddening threats. Did that mean he wouldn't spank her if… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
But it was for your own good.â€ â€“ Nick â€œSoâ€™s the spanking Iâ€™m about to give you.â€ â€“ Cherise â€œIâ€™m too big to spank.â€ â€“… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hmph," said Sharon . "Did you know that the numbers three and seven are sacred to vampires? There are seven vampire sects." "Seven sacred sects,"… — Michele Bardsley
My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank. — Sean Covey
Did you wake him?" "If I say yes, will you spank me?" Syn rolled his eyes. "You're horrible, Mari. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Carly Simon abandoned the stage for seven years after collapsing from nerves before a concert in Pittsburgh in 1981. When she resumed performing, she would… — Scott Stossel
Baby why you gotta look like that, tell your mamma I wanna thank her, when I look at you I wanna spank yah. — Deepside

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