Soup Quotes

355 Soup quotes by 280 unique authors

When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate... Soup was a nightmare — Green Monk
I eat language, it's like pumpkin soup for me. Even my tongue concludes I'm obsessed. Words are sex to me, I get horny learning new… — Jeremy Limn
Last, in restaurants you spend a lot of time dealing with people who are very unhappy. Soup has been spilled on their laps, they've waited… — John Hickenlooper
I've done my time in being broke in Indonesia. Eating Goat soup. Australia's a developed country, you've got a lot of taxes, rents are high… — Andrew Jack
I'm not spitting in my own soup, I love having spent my life thinking about these things-but you don't have to know anything about his… — Stephen Greenblatt
When I was a young man, I had a mentor on women and he said when you meet a woman that you think you like,… — Art Cooper
Idealist: One who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup — Henry Louis Mencken
What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America! Gibby's Grandfather — ICarly
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup! Spencer — ICarly
I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled like soup. — Nick Swardson
Here comes the boss with his baton. Say dreadlocks you don't come here to drink pea soup and fatten ooh oh. — Black Uhuru
So take it while you got it try to get a little more they say I'm gettin better than I ever been before, well thats… — Mac Miller
What recipe was used for the primordial soup? — Mariana Fulger
Rap keep me fed like a school getting soup. — Mac Miller
Homie you got it backwards, your dipping your soup inside your crackers. — Eminem
Dont piss in an old mans soup ! :) piss on his lawn to realy make him angry! — Unknown Author
You're like a bowl of soup, you only get blowed if you're hot! — Lil Wayne
The world needs more heroes its soup is tasting a little thin. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
It is so ironic that we always order for a hot soup yet we eat it when it's already cold. — Vic Patrice
I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent statement than that. — Carlin Whisler
I started watching reality shows and being horrified at people signing up to be humiliated in front of the entire country. I saw one show,… — Lisa Kudrow
My soup is too hot, my soup is too cold, and my soup is sooooo good I'm lickin it ta da last .... — Grass Hopper
???? sent 2d ago from vamp_mr.nipples megan DID YOU KNOW: -Kissing is healthy. -Bananas are good for cramps. -Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.… — Megan Sartin
Conversions -- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton — Nikhil Saluja
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Soup Quotes

280 authors contributed a total of 355 Soup Quotes, led by these top contributors: