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- If I have stepped on some people at times because I am at the top, it couldn't be helped. What should I… — Maria Callas
- Pretty much everyone I know, no matter what size, is trying some system. Even when someone gets to looking like she should… — Melissa McCarthy
- What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten... Roads are built… — Rob Ford
- My heart bleeds for them when someone gets killed. But it’s their own fault at the end of the day. — Rob Ford
- Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia. — Mark Twain
- When someone gets a job, it better be clear what they did to get it. — Mark V. Hurd
- Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out… — Jack Handey
- If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you… — Jack Handey