Someone Gets Quotes
54 quotes by 46 authors
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If I have stepped on some people at times because I am at the top, it couldn't be helped. What should I do if someone…
— Maria Callas
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Pretty much everyone I know, no matter what size, is trying some system. Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud…
— Melissa McCarthy
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What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten... Roads are built for buses, cars,…
— Rob Ford
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My heart bleeds for them when someone gets killed. But it’s their own fault at the end of the day.
— Rob Ford
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Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.
— Mark Twain
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When someone gets a job, it better be clear what they did to get it.
— Mark V. Hurd
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Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way.
— Jack Handey
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If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him…
— Jack Handey
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I feel like I'm a fighter. I've fought my whole life to get to where I'm at. I like fight movies. When someone gets knocked…
— Ricky Schroder
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He knew. I could see it in his face. Look, if someone gets infected you've got between ten and twenty seconds to kill them. It…
— Selena
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It won't ruin our movement if someone gets killed in an animal rights action. It's going to happen sooner or later. The Animal Liberation Front,…
— Jerry Vlasak
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I don't play the lottery. I don't care what my horoscope says. I think most things about the world could be improved if people thought…
— Max Barry
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I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.
— Louis C. K.
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Since we don't know where we're going, we have to stick together in case someone gets there.
— Ken Kesey
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If someone gets up and walks out of the movie, it means it's really affected them.
— Eli Roth
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Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I…
— Melissa McCarthy
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Fights in real life between real people only last so long before someone gets seriously hurt.
— Robert Kirkman
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I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault - they watched the foot come towards their face.
— Kevin Hart
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
— Bill Hicks
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My first real kiss came when I was 10, and it was in an acting class. I had to do a scene from a movie…
— Vanessa Hudgens
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