Someone Gets Quotes

54 quotes by 46 authors

If I have stepped on some people at times because I am at the top, it couldn't be helped. What should I do if someone… — Maria Callas
Pretty much everyone I know, no matter what size, is trying some system. Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud… — Melissa McCarthy
What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten... Roads are built for buses, cars,… — Rob Ford
My heart bleeds for them when someone gets killed. But itâ€™s their own fault at the end of the day. — Rob Ford
Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia. — Mark Twain
When someone gets a job, it better be clear what they did to get it. — Mark V. Hurd
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. — Jack Handey
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him… — Jack Handey
I feel like I'm a fighter. I've fought my whole life to get to where I'm at. I like fight movies. When someone gets knocked… — Ricky Schroder
He knew. I could see it in his face. Look, if someone gets infected you've got between ten and twenty seconds to kill them. It… — Selena
It won't ruin our movement if someone gets killed in an animal rights action. It's going to happen sooner or later. The Animal Liberation Front,… — Jerry Vlasak
I don't play the lottery. I don't care what my horoscope says. I think most things about the world could be improved if people thought… — Max Barry
I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'. — Louis C. K.
Since we don't know where we're going, we have to stick together in case someone gets there. — Ken Kesey
If someone gets up and walks out of the movie, it means it's really affected them. — Eli Roth
Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I… — Melissa McCarthy
Fights in real life between real people only last so long before someone gets seriously hurt. — Robert Kirkman
I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault - they watched the foot come towards their face. — Kevin Hart
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. — Bill Hicks
My first real kiss came when I was 10, and it was in an acting class. I had to do a scene from a movie… — Vanessa Hudgens

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