Somebody Opens Quotes

2 Somebody Opens quotes by 2 unique authors

• If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out. — Jack Handey
• In Europe they look upon jazz as art. In America it's a diversion. Somebody opens a restaurant and installs another band off to the side.… — Chet Baker

Who Wrote These Somebody Opens Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 Somebody Opens Quotes as follows:

• 1 Somebody Opens Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 Somebody Opens Quote by Chet Baker