Sober Quotes

426 quotes by 318 authors

When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk. — Far East Movement
The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones. — Talib Kweli
No pain Inside you're like perfection. How do I feel this good sober? — Unknown Author
That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit. — Nick Swardson
Thing is sober just in case I gotta dive in shark water lady killer, heart robber, stick em quite and leave them out released and… — Pac Div
Sorry I'm spaced out right now, functioning sober isn't exactly my speciality, I wish my mouth worked as well as my fingers. — Danny Worsnop
You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it. — Unknown Author
Alcohol may comfort a man until he is sober, but doesnt fill his psychological gaps; it only replaces the lack of God and transports him… — Marcia Persaud
Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so… — Unknown Author
I'm back on track, add to the fact that I never really drive sober. Cole World but I'm hot as shit do that mean that… — J. Cole
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts. — Unknown Author
After my session, she came over. I was aggressive, and she was sober. — Lil Wayne
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Jackana
That akward moment when your parents ask you if your high, drunk or both and your sober... And they don't belive you — Unknown Author
A drunk mouth speaks a sober mind — Tyrone Burks
People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point. — Steve Fowler
Love was my drug, until I became sober. — Unknown Author
Balling super hard, smoking 'til I overdose. Hardly ever sober, bitch we party 'til it's over. — Wiz Khalifa
All right, Ill make a deal with you. You dont interfere with my drinking, and Ill stay sober enough to help you. -Haymitch Abernathy — Hunger Games
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk. — Itsme867

Who Wrote These Sober Quotes

318 authors contributed a total of 426 Sober Quotes, led by these top contributors: