Sober Quotes
426 quotes by 318 authors
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Thine eyes I love, and they, as pitying me, Knowing thy heart torment me with disdain, Have put on black and loving mourners be, Looking…
— William Shakespeare
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What good the prophet in the wilderness may do is incremental and personal. It's good for us to hear someone speak the irrational truth. It's…
— George Saunders
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Puddleglum,' they've said, 'You're altogether too full of bobance and bounce and high spirits. You've got to learn that life isn't all fricasseed frogs and…
— C.S. Lewis
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A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow…
— Winston Churchill
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I was neat, clean, shaved and sober and I didn't care who knew it.
— Raymond Chandler
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Don't laugh at the spinsters, dear girls, for often very tender, tragic romances are hidden away in the hearts that beat so quietly under the…
— Louisa May Alcott
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Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation —…
— Peter De Vries
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The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
— Dean Martin
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We were green: we ripened and grew golden. The Sea terrified us: we learned how to drown. Squat and earthbound, we unfolded huge wings. We…
— Unknown Author
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No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.
— Terry Pratchett
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So what am I? I guess I would call myself a sober optimist...If you are not sober about the scale of the challenge, then you…
— Thomas Friedman
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Be studious in your profession, and you will be learned. Be industrious and frugal, and you will be rich. Be sober and temperate, and you…
— Benjamin Franklin
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We mourn the blossoms of May because they are to whither; but we know that May is one day to have its revenge upon November,…
— William Peter Blatty
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Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide to do today.
— Kurt Vonnegut
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Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway.
— Robert Rankin
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Speaks well of a man to need a little something in this world. I wouldn't trust a man who could git through it cold sober.
— Harry Crews
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Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.
— Augusten Burroughs
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I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging by the way…
— Iain Banks
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Don't look at me so sorrowfully and so disapprovingly, dearest. I can't be sober and serious - everything looks so rosy and rainbowy to me.
— Lucy Maud Montgomery
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And now I'm right back where I started. Sober and miserable.
— Alyson Noel
Who Wrote These Sober Quotes
318 authors contributed a total of 426 Sober Quotes, led by these top contributors: