Snore Quotes

26 Snore quotes by 25 unique authors

I feel more comfortable when I'm lighter - I sleep better, I snore less, I have more endurance when I work out, my arms look… — Tyra Banks
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. — Anthony Burgess
Weariness can snore upon the flint when resting sloth finds the down pillow hard. — William Shakespeare
I would never rep Versace. I can't stand her. I think she makes disgusting clothes. Calvin [Klein] is like, snore! Who wears Calvin Klein? I'm… — Kelly Cutrone
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable… — Rita Rudner
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired. — Bill Murray
Smaug certainly looked asleep, almost dead and dark, with scarcely a snore more than a whiff of unseen steam, when Bilbo peeped once more from… — J.R.R. Tolkien
It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are… — Danny DeVito
Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more. — Phyllis George
I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's… — Len Goodman
There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. — Mark Twain
You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore. — Helen Reddy
Sir," returned Mrs. Sparsit, " I cannot say that i have heard him precisely snore, and therefore must not make that statement. But on winter… — Charles Dickens
Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy) Max: (throws another pinecone at… — James Patterson
Don’t worry if I lay my head back and start to snore while we’re flying. It’s normal. I’m just here in case Jake has a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Pierce made a calculating noise, accidentally brushing my knee as he shifted. "As Jenks would say, you snore nice." I smiled back unconvincingly. I snore… — Kim Harrison
I don't deny it," said Frodo, looking at Sam, who was now grinning. "I don't deny it, but I'll never believe you are sleeping again,… — J.R.R. Tolkien
You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep." "I only did it once." "Once was weird enough, thank you. — Ilona Andrews
What the—Have you been crying?" Tohrment demanded. "Are you all right? Dear God, is it the baby?" "Tohr, relax. I'm a female, I cry at… — J R Ward
I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. "It makes me… — James Dashner
Their bedroom has always been our sanctuary. Sometimes at night we'll end up on their bed just talking. My dad will be snoring and Mia… — Melina Marchetta
Oh dear,"cried Rhonda just then, for Mr. Benedict, awash in strong emotion, has gone to sleep.with a sudden loud snore he toppled forward into the… — Trenton Lee Stewart
My wife, my Mary, goes to her sleep the way you would close the door of a closet. So many times I have watched her… — John Steinbeck
YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following and seven cities compete for the honor of endowing a… — Ambrose Bierce
I hate when I see somebody go to sleep in class and they snore like a Fat person heavy breathing. — Unknown Author

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