Snap Quotes

245 quotes by 215 authors

I don't know any girls who appreciate getting a close-up snap of a guy's privates out of nowhere. — Holly Carpenter
Rock stars are like sports stars: If you snap your ankle, you're done. — Dave Grohl
If we are to learn to improve the quality of the decisions we make, we need to accept the mysterious nature of our snap judgments. — Malcolm Gladwell
As snap-backs became more popular, I started to search and expand my hat game. — Theophilus London
The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful… — Tre Cool
Choosing how you vote should not be a snap verdict based on a few minutes of television. — Simon Cowell
With a stretch belt, anything can be a dress - a dinner napkin, a tablecloth, even a towel. Just wrap and snap, and away you… — Beth Ditto
I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprouts, cabbage - I could go on! They used to call me… — Lisa Edelstein
In the fourth grade, I learned how to fake walking into a door. You know, you hit it with your hand and snap your head… — Will Ferrell
Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap. — Marc Maron
I think it's easiest to teach by example. My dad didn't tell us to work hard; we just saw how hard he worked. I know… — Chris O'Donnell
There was a time when I kept track of it all; when my mind worked like a giant lint brush being swept over the fuzzy… — Susan Orlean
There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a weird set of circumstances, or a song you hear, or a smell… — Patton Oswalt
I will remember what I was, I am sick of rope and chains - I will remember my old strength and all my forest affairs.… — Rudyard Kipling
Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I… — Elvis Presley
Maybe your history just repeats and repeats until it batters you enough to snap the seams that hold you together — David Levithan
There's lots of kinds of chains. You can't see most of them, the one's that bind folks together. But people build them, link by link.… — Bruce Coville
It takes long practice, yes. You have to work. Did you think you could snap your fingers, and have it as a gift? What is… — Philip Pullman
Only then did I see. Something was amiss with Patrick's snap-on one piece, or "onesie" as we manly dads like to call it. His chubby… — John Grogan
And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room. — Woody Allen

Who Wrote These Snap Quotes

215 authors contributed a total of 245 Snap Quotes, led by these top contributors: