Snakes Quotes

383 Snakes quotes by 308 unique authors

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I… — Steven Wright
Roger became a part of me, and when he went off the deep end and became a mad snake, I felt sorry for him. — Michael Zaslow
The snake which cannot cast its skin has to die. As well the minds which are prevented from changing their opinions; they cease to be… — Friedrich Nietzsche
Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to… — Douglas Adams
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking… — Mark Twain
The mind I love must have wild places, a tangled orchard where dark damsons drop in the heavy grass, an overgrown little wood, the chance… — Katherine Mansfield
I did not design this game; I did not name the stakes. I just happen to like apples; and I am not afraid of snakes. — Ani DiFranco
Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is… — Terry Pratchett
An idea is a greater monument than a cathedral. And the advance of man's knowledge is a greater miracle than all the sticks turned to… — Jerome Lawrence
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves… — Terry Pratchett
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake. — Jon Stewart
I tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil — Chuck Palahniuk
I had killed a big snake. I was now a big fellow. — Willa Cather
Don't touch me, I'm full of snakes. — Jack Kerouac
God has allowed some magical reversal to occur, so that you see the scorpion pit as an object of desire, and all the beautiful expanse… — Unknown Author
He held up a book then. “I'm going to read it to you for relax.” “Does it have any sports in it?” “Fencing. Fighting. Torture.… — William Goldman
In the woods too, a man casts off his years, as the snake his slough, and at what period soever of life, is always a… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
In the morning I'm like a snake in the spring: I need to lie out on a warm rock and let the sun sink into… — Katherine Hannigan
And so I began to read,' Sorkar said. 'And at first the complete works were like a jungle, the language was quicksand. Metaphors turned beneath… — Vikram Chandra
I knowed a man in Paphlagonia who'd swallow a live snake every morning, when he got up. He used to say, he was certain of… — Neil Gaiman
It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim… — Ilona Andrews
Yesterday is skin on snake, to be shed many times. — Karen Marie Moning
Then I glanced at the ring on my finger. The Snake That Eats Its Own Tail, Forever and Ever. I know where I came from—but… — Robert A. Heinlein
But there's a juicy artery in your groin," he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide.… — Charlaine Harris
I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life. This ridiculous weakness is perhaps one of… — Voltaire

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