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Markesa Yeager has 31 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Men are afraid of commitment because it's scary to think you can only have one person sexually and romantically for the rest…
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My idea of a romantic evening is a hot bath, a little music, and a lot of touching.
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Every1 has an amazing ability 2 attract some amazing people & things into their lives if they set their minds into a…
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When you are inspired by some great purpose, some extraordinary project, all your thoughts break their bonds: Your mind transcends limitations, your…
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There is nothing you can do about past disappointments. You can not change the past but you can do something about the…
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If you don't set a standard for what you want in life, you'll find it's easy to slip into a quality of…
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Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. U just have to live life to the fullest! Tell someone…
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I've deceived some people into thinking I am someone that I truly am not. I'm not rich and glamourous, I'm not a…
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Sometimes life is going to hand us all challenges...My new motto is grow some balls and a hairy chest and fight through…
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I want to become the best I can be, because my life is worth doing what makes me happy and so is…
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Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you.
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If you want a fulfilling life...you really should not make sleeping a top priority! I want to make my life complete and…
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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
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I have trouble believing you could feel this way about me. I'm nothing special. I'm not especially beautiful, smart, funny. I don't…
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