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You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.
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Everything a gay man does makes a political statement. Everything matters: where you bank, where you shop, where you eat. When you…
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'What about stress? Are you using your stress-management techniques when things seem to be getting on top of you?' 'Nothing is getting…
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Like true philosophers I've come to believe that religion is an illusion of childhood, outgrown after proper education.
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I thought I recognized you." Really? He remembered me looking like Swamp Thing? How flattering.
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Rachel delivered it like an official pronouncement. Like she was one of the fairies gifting Sleeping Beauty's christening: Beauty. Intelligence. Heterosexual.
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You know that thing about Death Be Not Proud? Well, Fear Be Not Proud either. And Fear Be Not Elegant. What Fear…
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Vintage books, old china, antiques; maybe I love old things so much because I feel impermanent myself.
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He looked okay. No, to be honest. He looked a lot better than okay. He looked...fine. Fine, as in get the Chiffons…
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Drink your coffee -- people in Africa are sleeping.
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I liked you the first time I saw you. You were sitting on the floor surrounded by books, and you looked up…
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He went through the cupboards, found the olive oil, and started upstairs again. He glanced down at the green and gold label…
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It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by…
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You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.
— Josh Lanyon
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Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.
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If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.
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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one…
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That moment when ur sitting nxt 2 ur best friend in spanish and goes the answer for number 3 is como and…
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I'm kind of a smart ass so I guess I need someone that can give it back to me to hold my…
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The best thing to me, now that I'm older-and as you get older it's not about the looks...especially here in L.A. where…
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It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it...
— MeryAnn Ulrick
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He's my baby, my smart ass, my heart ache, my superman, my other half, my head ache, he will always be mine.…
— Amanda
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Being smart maybe eating smarties or even being smart ass and buying a smart phone still don't matter your still a f*****…
— Kevin McCarty
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A smart ass : Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
— Nikhil Saluja
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