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Every morning, I get up, get out of bed, and get on my knees and thank God for waking up in America…
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I cannot tell you ... how to be rich. But I can tell you how to feel rich, which is far better,…
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Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... But not everyone must prove they are…
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And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those…
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I mean it used to be, there was a time … when lynchings of African Americans were not that incredibly rare. Now…
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Darwinism is still very much alive, utterly dominating biology. Despite the fact that no one has ever been able to prove the…
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Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother…
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You can do what you think you can do and you cannot do what you think you cannot
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It's a lot better to hope than not to.
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There is no sudden leap into the stratosphere... There is only advancing step by step, slowly and tortuously, up the pyramid toward…
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Every soul deserves a shot at a Cadillac, but not everyone should be guaranteed a Cadillac.
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Life lived to help others is the only life that matters.
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During history class, our teacher asked a classmate: Do you know Rizal? Our smart aleck classmate answered, Maam, not personally.
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