Best Smacked Sayings
59 Smacked quotes by 49 unique authors
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I read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I thought well shouldn't that be an even number? *Smacked myself in tha face* Charlie Sheen! (He…
— Unknown Author
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Fools get smacked with wise thoughts
— Bismark Frimpong
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No Malcom X in my history text, why is that? 'Cause he tried to educate and liberate all blacks. Why is Martin Luther King in…
— Tupac Shakur
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If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
— Shubham Joshi
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I picked up a bottle half buried in the wet sand, covered with barnacles, but stoppled tight, and half full ofred ale, which still smacked…
— Henry David Thoreau
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He might have been the dream of a ghost In spite of the way his tail had smacked My floor so hard and matter-of-fact.
— Robert Frost
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Broke off a friendship yesterday, because after loving someone for so long its so sad to be smacked in the face with their selfishness.
— Shmoopy
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Broke off a friendship today, because after loving someone for so long its so sad to be smacked in the face with their selfishness.
— Shmoopy
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Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her belly.!
— Unknown Author
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49 authors contributed a total of 59 Smacked Quotes, led by these top contributors: